I like it rough

 

Happy birthday Yuxuan!

Today we (Chingying Dora Minhui Kelly Sarah Rena Xiaoyou me) celebrated this awesome girl's bday with birthday pizzas. Two to be exact with a super fail epilogue to the celebration. It was planned for Siman to faint and that Yuxuan will rush to her side and uncover the pizzas herself. The scene of Siman lying motionless on the floor with a group of screaming girls surrounding her was hilarious and unforgettable. (: I'm glad we all made Yuxuan's day.

First day of school was not the best first day. The school had so many (so-called) preventive measures put in place it was like being back in primary school days with allocated canteen seats, temperature taking twice a day, minus the hand washing periods. My bro's not doing all that good at home too. (HC) Apparently, he worked on his assignments from 7AM all the way to 2PM. He showed me this flash game he made and it was pretty impressive. It made me realise how stupid and amateur our lower sec IT lessons were. After school ate lunch with Siman (and Pamela kinda) while talking about everything ranging from Nick Jonas to hot girls and backside bursting. (Mok’s childhood)

Friday was sleepover at Minhui's house. We wanted to rent M18 movies but the anal woman at Video Ezy didn't allow us so it was quite sad. Her dad drove us back to her house and we proceed to do utterly ridiculous stuff online and Xiaoyou was having fun arguing with Mr. Ugly Fat Fung on msn. I think her mom thinks we are like extremely retarded because that entertained us for... two hours? 

After some Vodka, we proceed to watch three movies from 11PM to 6AM (Final Destination, House Bunny and House of Wax all of which I do NOT recommend) Xiaoyou spent majority of the time under the protection her jacket while Minhui watched the scary stuff covering one of her eyes. (Real effective man) Well, everyone was fully awake when we ordered McDonalds and started stuffing our faces at 2AM in the morning. It was the first ever night without sleep (apart from my occasional insomnia) so it was pretty cool but we all crashed afterward and slept all the way from 6AM to 11AM?

RIP King of Pop

SIMASDJHSKF

(Bruno is a freaking inspiration and distraction, love)

Today was a happy day. At least I'm not at home making my sim piss their own pants and starve to death. Seriously, sims need a shame meter. But my glasses broke and its lopsided, so everywhere I went, everything looks loopsided. Perfect timing.

Matrices is sick, only perverts want to make their own screwed up life much more complicated. And I am glad I'm not a fern. Spores are so freaking ugly and their life is even more boring then ours. I am so looking forward to next Monday, when school reopens and I don't stay home, slowly evolving into a pyscho as I scroll down the list, daring myself to watch sadistic R rated movies Singapore thinks I'm to chicken to watch. Vacancy, Silent Hill, Suicide Club, Cutting Moments, Captivity. So much that I'm resistant to gore already. This is what Singapore has done to me because my life is not supposed to me meaningful at any extent when I'm 16. Still not allowed to drive, not allowed to drink booze, not allowed to party... and the list go on. Bye, I shall go off and kill more sims since I can't do that in reality.

My grandmother's gonna buy an entire durian for me to eat tomorrow. (secretly because my mom dubbed the king of fruits as too heaty : ) Just now, I persuaded my mom to buy two boxes of durian puffs and two durian muffins for breakfast. I might go down with fever and get rushed off to Aloha Loyang. I don't mind. At least there's hot soccer players from AYG there right? xx

Back to black

PHOTO(SHOP)

Recently, I have developed this unexplainable obsession for Photoshop that has been stagnant in on my desktop for a year now. Let the pictures do the talking:

This 5-year-old kid whined and cried when we banned him from gambling, woke up in the middle of the night shouting "I wanna go skiing! I wanna go skiing!"

The conditions of the water was horribly terrible with rubbish strewn everywhere. What a pity.

Oh and I did something ultimately loserish but entirely necessary. I went to Escape Theme Park... ALONE! All by myself man! It was the most amazing feeling ever. I figured everyone's gonna pangseh me and a trip there will probrably never occur at this period of time, so instead of sulking around, trying my best to rein in my desperation and control my massive need for the adrenaline rush, I went in ALONE!
In some ways it was good. Like I don't have to stop and worry about anyone feeling unwell and proceeding to puke up his lunch, spoiling the fun. But for the first half an hour I feel incredibly lonely.




Seriously I felt like a piece of shit for a while then I made friends with this crazy angmoh woman who was seated next to me on the Viking. So we sort of went around the theme park together for the whole afternoon. She's really friendly and fun, and she's actually a mom. She's going around solo because her tots are still underage (2 blonde cuties!!!) and they were slurping ice-cream in the shades with their super tall dad.
It was great fun. I can't help feeling ashamed by how noob my English sound when she conversed with me in this cute American accent though. (L) Ah, see every cloud will have a silver lining.



WK3 of June holidays. I certainly am hoping for an extended school holiday. 11 new freaking cases of H1N1 here! And you know how easily flu can spread.. I'm currently 83.7% done with school homework. [0: cheer 0:]
This week, I watched:


Silent Hill - Great movie, nice plot, awesome ending. YOU HAVE TO SEE THE ENDING OF IT. It's amazing.





MTV's Room Raiders - stupid but really cute show. Watch it when you are bored. Its basically about one hot guy/girl picks out his/hers date by getting to know them by looking through there room.. Pretty nasty if you ask me.

Hot girl looking through a dude's messages.

Dude trying on this chick's hair extensions. ROFL

And the room owners are hidden away somewhere while they watched their rooms being searched.

(Insert peace and happiness)

Past, present, future tense

12th June is AWESOME. Thank you JL for making my day so fun. Swimming, sliding, floating, splashing, squinting, suntanning in the morning at the pool. 3 hours in the sun, a-ma-zing. I feel like a kid but well technically, that's because I am hanging out with a girl with this childlike innocence about her.



Afterwards, we went to Orchard Road and walked around, tried on stuff, comment on questionable looking beings, mock the less fortunate in the style department, gossip, tried on many many shoes, bought some stuff, borrowed $$, giggled, drink bubble tea, and go home. Zzz my legs are aching again but it was a fun day!!

Tomorrow, I'm going to camp overnight at Pasir Ris park with my mother's friend family and their bunch of sons. Absolutely no idea how I will survive that day/night. But I might want to go ghost hunting. I heard there's a couple of supposedly haunted houses up there. :S

By the way, here's some CSM stuff. Credits to Rebecca and Jingfang for the photos. :D







The last dash, watch superwoman fly past the finishing line:

Untitled from SQ Ng on Vimeo.

The seems too homonym

One week

Helloooooooooo. A week has passed and nothing is done. (I am not exaggerating) I ran a lot and swam a lot though but the weather has been like shit, the sun's not out and the sky's always gloomy and grey. Fuck our boring climate. ):

So on Wednesday went to the Botanic Gardens with Chingying, Kelly, Minhui, Siman and Xiaoyou. Weird place to go to I have to say. The plan was to 1) do our bio SIA 2) 接触大自然. We did none of them, except sit on the grass, playing games (Chingying took photo with a dude mowing the lawn! Its was hilarious as hell :D) and eating a lot then proceed to the air-conditioned food court to stone/eat/slack/stalk facebook. Haha, friends. They can even make looking a plants interesting. (:

Went out with Valerie on Friday. I think I was cooped out in the house for too long and I forgot where Cineleisure was even though I was just in front of it. We didn't managed to watch movie as planned. All the PG movies sucked. SUCK SUCK SUCK. So we went shopping. Walked till my feet hurt then went home. Singapore is boring as hell man.

Z. I shall work hard so I can migrate out of this BORING as fuck country. Anywhere will do. I need to go out anyone wants to go shopping?

Susan Boyle didn't win.

Sabbaticals week was just over. Everything was hella boring except for blackjack. Thank god LA portfolio is done. DONE! The past hundred over hours was wasting of my youth. Stayed at home, rotting in front of the computer. I will start on homework... And go out with people and stop mopping around, soaking in self pity. I need to go out with fellow homo sapiens or else I might self destruct right here.


Tomorrow: Botanic Gardens
Thursday: Swimming
Friday: Movie

(Insert liberty)