Thursday, December 3, 2009

New Moon

Any straight girl will be on Team Jacob. The werewolves pack have everything a girl can ask for. Six packs, bronze bods, the straight-on sexy stare, lots of testosterone, and when they transformed into their wolf forms, a fluffy soft toy to play with. It is downright obvious that Edward Cullen is a sissy. He wears blood red lipstick and a lot of foundation. Plus, he doesn't bathe, drinks blood and I bet he never brushes his teeth. Ever. Bella must have really gotten a mouthful when they made out.

I'm really looking forward to New Moon but I'm not quite sure if I should watch it online (uncut) or in the theaters (great visuals and audio). I rarely venture into the fantasy genre sort of movies. Harry Potter (Half Blood Prince) was a major letdown. New Moon SHOULD be great in comparison.

Talking about disappointment, my bro failed to obtain tickets for the Killers and hence, no more space in the standing pen. Boo. How I wish they could just come to my bedroom to play for me. That will be one darn good Christmas wish.

Anyway, I hope everyone's enjoying their holidays! I'm so NOT looking forward to JC.

(Reminder of our little innocent selfs then.) I'm gonna miss you all.

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